Matrix Morpheus

Darwen Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT DARWEN IS WHERE IT'S AT Matrix Morpheus

quick meme

FUCK WITH THE HIBS YOU FUCK WITH ME!!! Matrix Morpheus

It was a LIE?

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, MY LAST MEME WASN'T 100% TRUE. Matrix Morpheus

SW memes

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...  ...THAT I DON'T HAVE MIND CONTROL POWERS TO MAKE YOU ORGASM ON COMMAND? Matrix Morpheus

Democracy.. blah blah blah

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT DEMOCRACY IS JUST AN ILLUSION Matrix Morpheus

Regarding abortion...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT REPUBLICANS WILL NEVER PUSH FOR SUBSTANTIAL CHANGES TO ABORTION LAW.... BECAUSE IF THE DANGLING CARROT IS GONE, THERE WILL BE NO NEED FOR MANY PEOPLE TO VOTE REPUBLICAN. Matrix Morpheus

Conspiracies ;3

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU OBAMA MIGHT BE A MUSLIM Matrix Morpheus

So dry

WHEN A JOKE TOLD DOES NOT MAKE YOU LAUGH Matrix Morpheus

No longer sleep

WHEN YOU'VE TRIED TO AWAKEN PEOPLE AND THEY JUST DON'T GET IT JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE Matrix Morpheus

No longer sleep

WHEN YOU BECOME CONSCIOUS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? Matrix Morpheus