Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. DRIVING LIKE AN IDIOT IN FLORIDA IS EXPECTED Matrix Morpheus

Team Huge

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU COULD JOIN TEAM HUGE? Matrix Morpheus

No men in sight

REAL MEN DON'T DO  THINGS TO MAKE THEIR WOMAN INSECURE Matrix Morpheus

Morphoues

HUGO, YOU MUST TYPE IN THEIR FULL FACEBOOK NAMES SO THEY KNOW  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you

IF WE ALL STOLE 1 THING A YEAR THERE WOULD STILL BE ITEMS MISSING EVERY FEW WEEKS Matrix Morpheus

NFB Starbucks Problems

DID YOU KNOW  YOU CAN ORDER AT NFB WITHOUT TOUCHING ALL THE DAMN CUPS? Matrix Morpheus

I just woke up

IS THERE ANYTHING BEHIND YOU WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING STRAIGHT AHEAD? Matrix Morpheus

lmfao pissing

YOU SIMPLY DO NOT  PISS THE BOSS OFF Matrix Morpheus

What if...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT I CAN'T GO WITH YOU TO THE GALA? Matrix Morpheus

oh god the luls

WHAT IF ....................... ANTHONY WAS ACTUALLY A GIRL POSING AS A GUY Matrix Morpheus