Matrix Morpheus

Josh Jokes Part 1

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... YOU'RE BLACK AS A OIL DEPOSIT IN A BLACK HOLE Matrix Morpheus

miss you

JUST  KIDDING Matrix Morpheus

miss you

JUST  KIDDINH Matrix Morpheus

what if i told u

WHAT IF I TOLD U I MISSED YOU MORE Matrix Morpheus

No1 understands this shit

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  NO1 UNDERSTANDS

Blargiddy poop

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN Matrix Morpheus

bread shoes

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU . .  THEY ARE REAL. . . . . . . Matrix Morpheus

YO MOM

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU       NOBODY GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK Matrix Morpheus

High pressure

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T GIVE BLOOD WITH HIGH PRESSURE Matrix Morpheus

PENIS POPS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, THESE TWO ARE SISTERS? Matrix Morpheus