Matrix Morpheus

Wouldn't Kill You

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. IT WON'T KILL YOU TO FACT-CHECK YOUR POLITICAL MEME BEFORE POSTING IT TO FACEBOOK. Matrix Morpheus

WVU Football

WVU, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO TACKLE ON SPECIAL TEAMS? Matrix Morpheus

Commas... use them

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT YOU COULD USE COMMAS FOR FREE? Matrix Morpheus

Young Young Earth

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE EARTH IS AT LEAST...6000 YEARS OLD Matrix Morpheus

complainers lol

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ...  THAT YOU JUST FUCKING SUCK Matrix Morpheus

Happy New Year

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TO HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR? Matrix Morpheus

leap year

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU 2016 HAD 366 DAYS? YOU HAVE AN EXTRA DAY TO MAKE IT EXTRA AWESOME! Matrix Morpheus

Hover board

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   THAT SOMETHING WITH WHEELS CAN'T HOVER  Matrix Morpheus

What did he say to Neo?

TREY PUT THE GUN DOWN OH WRONG MOVIE... Matrix Morpheus

What If

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU CREEKSIDE WANTS YOU! Matrix Morpheus