Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT AMERICA WASN'T DISCOVERED Matrix Morpheus

Tickets for the Reunion

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU..... TICKETS ARE NOT GOING TO GET CHEAPER.  Matrix Morpheus

don't tell me what to do!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT TELLING ME NOT TO DO SOMETHING ONLY ENCOURAGES ME MORE. Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus Bell-end

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU?   YOU'RE A COMPLETE BELL-END Matrix Morpheus

oh yeah!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. Matrix Morpheus

not fat

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU'RE NOT FAT, BUT THE GIRLS DON'T LIKE YOUR PERSONALITY? Matrix Morpheus

Need smaller text

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE FORTUNES DO NOT ACTUALLY PREDICT THE FUTURE Matrix Morpheus

no haters

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOUR HATERS ARE IMAGINARY? Matrix Morpheus

yo wa gh

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU'RE CUTER :3 :* Matrix Morpheus

Salon Hours

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S ONLY 30 MIN BEFORE 4 HOURS UNTIL WE GET TO GO HOME Matrix Morpheus