Matrix Morpheus

You wish!

WAS THAT FOR ME? WELL, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Matrix Morpheus

NEEDED RIGHT AWAY!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  TO PURCHASE...STAT! Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you that you are an adult

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS A MAGIC GENIE THAT CLEANS THE BASE Matrix Morpheus

Morphimmfuck uourself

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT THE REASON THESE IMMIGRANT CHILDREN CANNOT BE SENT BACK IS BECAUSE OF A LAW SIGNED INTO PLACE BY GEORGE W. BUSH BACK IN 2008? Matrix Morpheus

Mr Watt

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PAY FOR ELECTRICITY Matrix Morpheus

dont care

WITH IF I TOLD YOU  I DONT NEED TO KNOW YOU WORKED OUT EVERY DAY.... Matrix Morpheus

billy bad ass

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WEST GA STREET RACERS ARE SOME BAD MOTHERFUCKERS Matrix Morpheus

What if i didn't tell you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT THE TUNNEL SNAKES RULE! Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you that fallout i better then the elder scrolls

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU FALLOUT IS BETTER THEN THE ELDER SCROLLS Matrix Morpheus

pointless memes

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOUR MEME DOESNT MAKE SENSE Matrix Morpheus