Matrix Morpheus

SFL RCs

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T SEE OUR MEMES Matrix Morpheus

Congress Logic

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LAYING OFF THOUSANDS OF TROOPS DOESN'T SOLVE UNEMPLOYMENT Matrix Morpheus

IQ von 130

WAS WENN ICH DIR SAGE, DASS DU GAR KEINEN IQ VON 130 HAST? Matrix Morpheus

IQ von 130

WAS WENN ICH DIR SAGE, DASS DU KEINEN IQ VON 130 HAST? Matrix Morpheus

Unicorns? I think not.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'D LOSE... ...BECAUSE YOUR NATIONAL ANIMAL ISN'T FUCKING REAL Matrix Morpheus

she rejected my cookie

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT THE COOKIE WAS A SYMBOL OF MY LOVE AND AFFECTION? Matrix Morpheus

Rule #1

RULE #1 BE SAFE Matrix Morpheus

Retail Problem

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. THERE WAS NOTHING IN 'THE BACK' Matrix Morpheus

Aarrooo the 50's

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU..... WE WERE INTO THE 50'S? Matrix Morpheus

I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WAS A 9GAG GIRL BEFORE IT WAS COOL Matrix Morpheus