Matrix Morpheus

Choose wisely

THE RED PILL IS WAR, POVERTY AND STARVATION THE BLUE PILL IS PEACE, PROSPERITY AND AN END TO HUNGER Matrix Morpheus

dam girl

ABOUT TO DIE BECAUSE OF 911 Matrix Morpheus

Morphius cruz

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU CRUZ IS A FAKER Matrix Morpheus

IHeartCoffee- No Decaf

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THE ORANGE COFFEE POT DOESN'T CONTAIN DECAF? Matrix Morpheus

Telecomorpheus yes it do

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...  THEY'RE ALL FUNDED BY THE TELECOM INDUSTRY Matrix Morpheus

What If I Told You You Are A Passenger

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A COMPLAINING PASSENGER? Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus meme

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  WE ARE BUILDING AN ELEVATOR IN ROEHMER?  Matrix Morpheus

been shopping for a car all day . then you come seem.

THE LOOK ON YOU FACE  WHEN I SAY YOU ARE APPROVED Matrix Morpheus

Tony Romo

DUMBSHITS, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT HATING THE COWBOYS IS POSSIBLE WITHOUT POSTING STUPID PICTURES OF TONY ROMO Matrix Morpheus

When people's always wondering why you so serious! Lol

ANSWER ME THIS! HAVE YOU BEEN WITH A PHYLICIA??? OK THEN TF OUT MY FACE! Matrix Morpheus