Matrix Morpheus

What is Max ?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MAX IS A CUNT  Matrix Morpheus

Seriously??? cmon ppl

WHAT IF I TOLD U THE GOVT HAD ALL UR PERSONAL INFO LONG BEFORE THE NEW MESSENGER APP? Matrix Morpheus

Plot Twist, Matrix

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE MATRIX IS REALITY Matrix Morpheus

#YOLO you said?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU LIVE EVERYDAY..AND YOU ONLY DIE ONCE Matrix Morpheus

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SIT DOWN CHARLIE BROWN! Matrix Morpheus

mAtix yes

I'M TRYING TO FREE YOUR MIND!!!   Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus ka bob

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...  YOUR SHISHKABOB COULD BE ALL MEAT? Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus on The Hunger Games

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU CATNIP IS KATNISS'S REAL NAME Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THATS NOT REALLY CHINESE FOOD YOU ARE EATING Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS DIFFERENCE A BAD WAITER AND A BUSY NIGHT Matrix Morpheus