Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...  STANDING BY THE DOOR DOESN'T MAKE IT RING FASTER?  Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus Saw

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T WATCH SAW FOR THE GORE Matrix Morpheus

Got Skillz

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ...I HAVE MULTIPLE SKILLS? Matrix Morpheus

That one moment when she's online, you decide not to text her first and she does nothing.

SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA TEXT ME. THEN WE'RE NOT SPEAKING TODAY. Matrix Morpheus

Your face when u decide not to text first and she doesnt text back

YOUR FACE WHEN SHE IS ONLINE AND SHE DOESNT TEXT U Matrix Morpheus

What if ya ya ya ya

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. MIX N BLEND IS PLAYING RTD ASWELL.. Matrix Morpheus

Marvel vs DC

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU CAN LIKE BOTH DC & MARVEL? Matrix Morpheus

josie cunningham

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  IF YOU IGNORE JOSIE CUNNINGHAM... SHE WILL GO AWAY Matrix Morpheus

comeback boy

IS YOUR ASS JEALOUS OF THE AMOUNT OF SHIT THAT JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH? Matrix Morpheus

scumbag old people

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR SHIT WITH A CREDIT CARD Matrix Morpheus