Matrix Morpheus

That face you make when.....

SERIOUSLY  CAM  YOU CALLED A LAWYER ?  Matrix Morpheus

Roundtable humor

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU..... ERIKA BLEDSOE WAS TO BLAME FOR ALL THIS? Matrix Morpheus

SHAG OFF

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT 'BUTTHURT' ISN'T A SYNONYM FOR 'REPLYING' Matrix Morpheus

AS RED AS THE DEVILS DICK

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT MY EYES ARE AS RED AS THE DEVILS DICK Matrix Morpheus

Mutha fucka

WHAT IF I TOLD U STEVO WAS A G Matrix Morpheus

Ooohhh doe

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME NIGGA WE DIDN'T MAKE IT BECAUSE DUMB SHIT KEEPS HAPPENING Matrix Morpheus

Fried chicken

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE'S NO MORE FRIED CHICKEN IN FLAGSTAFF Matrix Morpheus

war over

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THIS WAR WAS ALREADY OVER Matrix Morpheus

Thomas.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT OVER HERE, ITS STILL YOUR BIRTHDAY  Matrix Morpheus

Morphing League

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... A SIMPLE IN-QUEUE BAN COULD DETER TROLLING? Matrix Morpheus