Matrix Morpheus

Beware JorDge

SUP I'M JORDGE Matrix Morpheus

The Oracle

THE ORACLE TOLD ME SOMETHING  YOU ARE THE REAL ENZO  Matrix Morpheus

The Mahereilly Factor

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IGNORANT ATHIESTS ARE JUST AS BAD AS IGNORANT CHRISTIANS Matrix Morpheus

DS FDS

 RED OR GREEN PILL...    ...OR A REFLECTION...   Matrix Morpheus

Office 365

ARE YOU LISTENING? WHAT IF I TOLD YOU OFFICE 365 IS COMING? Matrix Morpheus

Are you Listening?

 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE'RE GETTING OFFICE 365? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Office 365 is coming to HR?

 WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO JOIN THE PILOT TEAM Matrix Morpheus

Manley Man

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT MANLEY WASN'T SO MANLY? Matrix Morpheus

Kim Beacham

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU CUSTOMER SERVICE CAN FUNCTION WITHOUT HOLD MUSIC Matrix Morpheus

When my mom asks me to help her download some games, as she's not that good with computers

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M NOT ANY BETTER AT TYPING