Matrix Morpheus

MMA > BJJ

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Size matters

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kass will never die

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Hs ps debate

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Magikarp the Killer

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Theory of Knowledge

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Homophobia is a glitch in the matrix

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Morphs says

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real shit life

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Go to fucking sleep.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... IT WAS TIME TO GO TO SLEEP. Matrix Morpheus