Matrix Morpheus

I hate Facebook Messenger

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE FACEBOOK MESSENGER?  Matrix Morpheus

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  Matrix Morpheus

epic fail

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THERE IS NO SPLIT Matrix Morpheus

epic fail

WHAT IF I TELL YOU THAT THERE IS NO SPLIT Matrix Morpheus

Something tells me...

SOMETHING TELLS ME... FOOTBALL SEASON HAS STARTED Matrix Morpheus

Y'all niggas think I'm playin

STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN OR I'M GOING INTO THE MATRIX ON Y'ALL ASS Matrix Morpheus

Show me

 SHOW ME Matrix Morpheus

PULL YOUR SKIRT DOWN B!!

  Matrix Morpheus

SO, I TOLD HIM DO YOU WANNA THE D OR THE V? AND GUESS WHAT, HE CHOSEN THE D  Matrix Morpheus

Nice try Swampert

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I SAW YOUR SWAMPERT TAKING STEROIDS Matrix Morpheus