Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GREG GOLDSTEIN HAS MULTIPLE REVENUE STREAMS Matrix Morpheus

ye ye yeh!

                 SIGE                               TITIGAN NIYO PA AKO! Matrix Morpheus

ex girlfriends are predictable

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU:

Party at the house

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE Matrix Morpheus

Opinionator Orpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LAYMEN DON'T HAVE TO HAVE AN OPINION Matrix Morpheus

No time

WHAT IF I TELL YOU THAT HAVING 20 COST CENTERS DOESN'T MAKE YOU AN OCCUPIED PERSON Matrix Morpheus

Soul Food For Ya

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH OR DO YOU WANNA VIBE TO THIS GROOVE? Matrix Morpheus

Matrix SGA

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  CHIP IS THE CHOSEN ONE FOR SGA PRESIDENT Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you...Two Socks

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT WEARING TWOSOCKS MAKES YOU AWESOME? Matrix Morpheus

army meme

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLINE TRAINING IS USELESS Matrix Morpheus