Matrix Morpheus

What If I told You

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  NO ONE GIVES A SHIT Matrix Morpheus

I can say one thing

JEG KAN KUN SIGE EN TING IM WHITE IN REAL LIFE Matrix Morpheus

Stat made up

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  75% OF STATISTIC ARE MADE UP Matrix Morpheus

Pas Kau Rasa...

GIMANA CUK.. PAS KAU RASA KACAMATA REBEN GW ?? COOL ANE... Matrix Morpheus

morpheus dont quote me

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, DON'T QUOTE ME, BRO Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus says don't quote me

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, DON'T QUOTE ME, BRO Matrix Morpheus

morpheus advising locals

WHAT IF I TOLD U  IF DADPOOLLL AND LYMOMDRRA DON'T MAKE IT THIS COUNTRY WILL CRUMBLE Matrix Morpheus

New iPhone?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THE NEW IPHONE IS THE OLD IPHONE PACKAGED LARGER? Matrix Morpheus

You have chosen the correct pill

WELCOME TO THE  COMMITTEE! Matrix Morpheus

Money Joke

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW MY DENOMINATIONS BY THE PRESIDENTS NAMES Matrix Morpheus