Matrix Morpheus

segment reps

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT'S WHY WE HAVE SEGMENT REPRESENTATIVES. Matrix Morpheus

Barber's Luck

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD START 2-0? Matrix Morpheus

THROW THE CHEESE!!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THROWING CHEESE KEEPS THE ALIENS AWY Matrix Morpheus

barbers luck

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD START 2-0 Matrix Morpheus

Laz's Matrix

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I WERE TO TELL YOU THIS WHOLE THING WAS LAZ'S FAULT? Matrix Morpheus

Toast lad

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD SCOOP ICE, WITHOUT ICE SCOOP. Matrix Morpheus

Mario Theory

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LUIGI WAS ROSALINA'S FATHER Matrix Morpheus

what if i was cool

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU                         MEME Matrix Morpheus

cost plus shipping

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I COULD GET YOUR SHIT FOR COST PLUS SHIPPING? Matrix Morpheus

Merry Holidays, or whatever!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS WITHOUT ARGUING ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT? Matrix Morpheus