Matrix Morpheus

Wait really?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT I WAS WHITE Matrix Morpheus

JEEP JOKES

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU,  THIS STARTED OFF AS A JOKE Matrix Morpheus

Aww heck no

AWW HELL NO... ...SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS. Matrix Morpheus

As Music Major to Non Music Majors

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T SING Matrix Morpheus

May and December

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD BE YOUR MOM Matrix Morpheus

Pepo necesita a Morfeo

HOLA PEPO ME LLAMABAS??? Matrix Morpheus

under the dome 3

 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOUR DEAD DAUGHTER IS ALIVE Matrix Morpheus

goats climb trees too

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GOATS IN MORROCCO CLIMB TREES AND THEY ONLY HAVE HOOVES Matrix Morpheus

New Friend

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M TOO DRUNK TO CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION  Matrix Morpheus

POOP YA!

 OOOH, THAT NIGGAH BETTER PAY.. Matrix Morpheus