Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you....

 I SEEN YOU ON AN EPISODE OF FINDING BIGFOOT Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EDUCATION IS NOT AN EASY COURSE Matrix Morpheus

we moved that stuff

 WE ALREADY MOVED THAT STUFF Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you CA

  WHAT IF I TOLD YOU     YOU SHOULD TRY OUT CA IN SOLNA 19.00 Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you..

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR BAE?  Matrix Morpheus

actually ya

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  WELL PAID WORKERS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS   Matrix Morpheus

Cowboys Fans

PICK THE BLUE PILL, A 4-12 SEASON PICK THE RED PILL AND ROMO WILL HAVE A MODERATE DECEMBER CHOKE. Matrix Morpheus

idk what this is

DID I TELL YOU? YOU NEED MORE LAFF TOO GET INTO THE BUILLION MINT Matrix Morpheus

Dear Christians

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT I CELEBRATED HALLOWEEN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER GOT INTO THE OCCULT OR SATAN WORSHIP  Matrix Morpheus

Don't Give Up, Fresh 9Gaggers

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  MY ONE POST A YEAR AGO NOW HAS 250 UPVOTES   Matrix Morpheus