Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  NUNO FERNANDES ACTUALLY DELIVERED Matrix Morpheus

What if told you I?

EUROPEAN WINS A MATCH 10&8     BANTER... Matrix Morpheus

Why I'mma Stab Ya

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT THEY'RE ALL MY REAL VOICES. Matrix Morpheus

no squats today

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO SQUATS TODAY? Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I HAVE 14 CHIEFS Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT ISN'T ABOUT THE GRADE Matrix Morpheus

Bumfun Morphus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I ONLY PRETENDED TO USE LUBE Matrix Morpheus

Shut up Terry!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HI-VIS MODE DOESNT AFFECT YOUR GPU DRIVER Matrix Morpheus

The one

BITCH ASKED ME TO CALL HER NEO BITCHES LOVE THINKIN THEY'RE THE ONE Matrix Morpheus

FEEL LIKE THERE IS SOMETHING NOT QUITE RIGHT ABOUT THE WORLD?

YOU ARE NOT ALONE... THE WIDE AWAKE CLUB IS COMING... Matrix Morpheus