Matrix Morpheus

Arab insult

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SHUT DA PUCK YOU Matrix Morpheus

For timmy

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE CHIC YOU SLEPT WITH WAS A DUDE Matrix Morpheus

OU - Boomer Sooner

YOU HAVE A CHOICE  BOOMER OR SOONER?? Matrix Morpheus

Spelling Police

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU SUCK AT SPELING Matrix Morpheus

Meditate This

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MEDITATE ON THAT FOR A COUPLE DAYS Matrix Morpheus

Every day in the matrix

YOU LAUGHED NOW I LAUGH! Matrix Morpheus

matrix morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR COFFEE DRINK Matrix Morpheus

R2D2 you kinky droid!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  ...THAT R2-D2 WAS A DILDO FOR LEIA Matrix Morpheus

u iz noottt relevant

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU ARE NOT RELEVANT Matrix Morpheus

morpheus no sex

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU HAVE FAR MORE SERIOUS PROBLEMS THAN YOUR 8-YEAR SEX DROUGHT Matrix Morpheus