Matrix Morpheus

oven woes

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  TO REMEMBER TO TURN THE FUCKING OVEN OFF Matrix Morpheus

that is rude

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT IS RUDE!!! Matrix Morpheus

Gamer Girl

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU............................... GAMER GIRL DOESN'T ACTUALLY PLAY FAIR Matrix Morpheus

i dont want to be creative

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE DID IT WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING NEXT TO US Matrix Morpheus

65 repeats

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU REPEATING A WORD 65 TIMES DOESN'T MAKE IT A SONG. Matrix Morpheus

Gun Control

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU REAGAN SIGNED MORE GUN CONTROL LAWS THAN OBAMA EVER DID.  Matrix Morpheus

Si la chose que vous voulez dire n'est pas aussi belle que le silence alors taisez vous .

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To OJ!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE WILL BE 98-CHICKS ON THE PITCH? Matrix Morpheus

tank top

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A PLACE WHERE YOU COULD WEAR A TANK AND NOT BE A DOUCHE Matrix Morpheus

Truth about nfs

WHAT IF I TOLD U  CAR HANDLING LIKE NFS IS JUST A FANTASY Matrix Morpheus