Matrix Morpheus

Paraphrasing a thingy

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT PARAPHRASING IS NOT COPYING THE WHOLE QUOTE? Matrix Morpheus

I don't always...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HARD WORK IS THE ONLY WAY TO SUCCEED? Matrix Morpheus

Crack it up.

HEY DREW DAT STOP CALLING ME A BITCH HOPEFULLY TO FEEL SORRY ABOUT THE SAINTS. Matrix Morpheus

Not allowed

PHOTON, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A DALLAS COWBOY FAN Matrix Morpheus

Happy Birthday Son

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I ONLY TURN UP FOR RICH CARLTON BIRTHDAY Matrix Morpheus

sftu c'mon

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT FACBOOK MESSENGER NOTIFIES YOU AS WELL.. Matrix Morpheus

Life Over Rated

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  GETTING A LIFE WAS OVER RATED? Matrix Morpheus

Colamust is evil

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE COLA YOU DRANK FROM IS NOT ACTUALLY COLA Matrix Morpheus

What if I ....huh?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.......... BABAWABA BOOM DINGO PING PING. Matrix Morpheus

whiney ass salesmen

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   THAT APPT ON THE BOARD IS TO SKIP YOUR TURN Matrix Morpheus