Matrix Morpheus

BITCH PLEASE

HOW U HUNG UP ON ME BUT WAITING ON ME TO CALL BACK Matrix Morpheus

U HUNG UP ON ME BUT NOW U WAITING ON ME TO CALL U

  Matrix Morpheus

re ev my ass

WHAT IF THE EXAM PAPERS.. DISAPPEAR? Matrix Morpheus

Valet parking!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING A GOOD PARKING SPOT? Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

 YOU COULD CRAVE A BURGER WITHOUT BEING HUNGOVER Matrix Morpheus

SEATTLE WATER VAPOR

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THERE IS PROBABLY MORE WATER VAPOR IN THE DESERT THAN IN SEATTLE?  Matrix Morpheus

Ubisoft Problem

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU UBISOFT AREN'T THE BAD GUYS, THEY ARE JUST OPENING YOUR EYES TO A PROBLEM THAT HAS EXISTED FOR YEARS. Matrix Morpheus

Clash of clan leader

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE TITLE OF LEADER HOLDS ABSOLUTELY NO MEANING TO ME Matrix Morpheus

energetic boat

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE HAVE A BOAT ON NATURAL ELEKTRICITY Matrix Morpheus

you dont look funny enough!

WHAT IS I TOLD YOU  WE HAVE A BOAT ON NATURAL ELECTRICITY Matrix Morpheus