Matrix Morpheus

sdad fuck your title

WHAT IF I TELL YOU  THERE ARE NO FIXED ARENA TEAMS IN WOD Matrix Morpheus

Stop wasting my time

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT YOU CAN LOOK BOOKS UP ON THE COMPUTER  Matrix Morpheus

Already boogged it

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I MAY HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN THAT BLOGPOST Matrix Morpheus

Lol internets

WHAT IF.... WE PUT ALL OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET... IN OUR ASSES..? Matrix Morpheus

funny bassitoo

OUKOUN NGOULAK  MÉME KI YGHIBOU RAK DAYMEN FI BALHOUM Matrix Morpheus

no more fake heros

IM SICK OF  FAKE HEROES HOW ABOUT YOU ? Matrix Morpheus

Earth Quick Quacks

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT IM REALLY AFRAID OF EARTH QUACKS Matrix Morpheus

pick on garner

WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU WE'VE PLAYED THIS ONE OUT...LET'S PICK ON DARREN Matrix Morpheus

phone mom

WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU I PHONED MOM AND TOLD HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HEARING HER PHOTOCLUB STORIES Matrix Morpheus

phone mom

WHAT I WERE TO TELL YOU I THINK I'LL PHONE MOM NOW AND TELL HER HOW INTERESTING YOU FOUND HER STORY ON HOW SHE PHOTOSHOPPED THE FLOWER. NOW I'M AN UGLY SISTER. Matrix Morpheus