Matrix Morpheus

Misdirection

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT EVER SINCE FERGUSON, NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS ANYMORE?  Matrix Morpheus

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JOS POLTAT BLOSSIT NÄYTÄN SINULLE UUDEN TODELLISUUDEN JOS ET NII SIT EN NÄYTÄ Matrix Morpheus

funny title

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I FOUND SOMEONE TO WORK FOR ME... Matrix Morpheus

WONDER PUSSY

WHAT IF I TELL YOU THAT YOUR PUSSY HAVE AN PASSWORD IT IS CALLED MONEY Matrix Morpheus

Breakroom heha

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE BREAKROOM DOESN'T KEEP ITSELF CLEAN. Matrix Morpheus

TANTO PER COMINCIARE

 DOVE SPUTO NON LECCO Matrix Morpheus

this is lame

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOUR PRESENT IS UNDER THE TREE? Matrix Morpheus

Packers are #1

THE LOOK PATRIOTS FAN GET WHEN GARY TOLD YOU SO! Matrix Morpheus

Starla's pregnant again

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.... WE ARE HAVING A BOY...AND YES IT'S THE LAST ONE! Matrix Morpheus

what if

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD REDO EVERY MISTAKE IN YOUR LIFE Matrix Morpheus