Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

 I DO NOT UNDERSTAND BOLI CHARGE-BACKS AT ALL Matrix Morpheus

Did you know that you are Crazy?

THERE ARE PLACES FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU UNFORTUNATELY, NONE ARE ON THIS PLANET Matrix Morpheus

Να σου πω........

ΤΟ ΞΕΡΕΙΣ ΟΤΙ............. ΕΙΣΑΙ ΠΟΛΥ ΣΕΞΥ;;;; Matrix Morpheus

what if I told you..

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULD LIKE THIS PAGE? Matrix Morpheus

Let's blame James

WHEN HE WATCHES THE PATRIOTS PLAY BUT THEY LOSE. GO BACK DOWN STAIRS JAMES Matrix Morpheus

What if Pixie

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR PIXIE CHEER IS UNDER YOUR DESK? Matrix Morpheus

Bitch ass laws

INNADAZE DA POPE  IS FREE AT LAST Matrix Morpheus

Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PEOPLE IN THIS GROUP AREN'T DEAD THEY JUST CAN'T MATCH OUR LAMENESS LEVEL Matrix Morpheus

Wasn't talking to you, dumbass.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU Matrix Morpheus

RA survey

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT ONLY TAKES 5 MINUTES TO FILL OUT THE RA SURVEY Matrix Morpheus