Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus Says

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  REAL MEN BUY JAMS... Matrix Morpheus

Trying to talk to people

WHAT IF I... *SIGH* YOU CAN'T! YOU WON'T! GO DIE! Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DAN DISTONER IS ONE BAD MOTHERFUCKER Matrix Morpheus

Well there you have it

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EYE IN THE TRIANGLE IS NOT ILLUMINATI, THE THE OWL OF MINERVA IS. ALSO THEY DONT EXIST ANYMORE Matrix Morpheus

Cowboys Meltdown

TAG ALL COWBOYS FANS IN COMMENT MAKE THEM BLOCK US ALL #FLYEAGLESFLY  Matrix Morpheus

Matrix ish

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT WAS THE DUMBEST ISH I EVER READ Matrix Morpheus

Who wouldn't?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PEOPLE LIKE GARDEVOIR FOR OTHER REASONS Matrix Morpheus

What If Niko Isn't Russian

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT NIKO BELLIC ISN'T RUSSIAN Matrix Morpheus

salty morph

DO YOU THINK THAT'S SALT YOU'RE EATING NOW? Matrix Morpheus

94th BSB

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ALL THE OTHER BNS IN 4/10 GET OUT AROUND 1700 Matrix Morpheus