Matrix Morpheus

Its just for work, its not supposed to be funny

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR W-2 IS NOW AVAILABLE ON CONNECT Matrix Morpheus

matrix footo

ΆΝΤΕΞΕ ΧΡΙΣΤΊΝΑ ΆΝΤΕΞΕ ΆΦΗΣΤΟΥΣ ΜΕΣ ΤΟ ΜΆΤΡΙΞ.ΕΣΥ ΜΌΝΟ ΑΓΆΠΗ Matrix Morpheus

When you think bae goin to sleep

SO U JUST GON LEAVE ME CHANEL I GOT U LATER Matrix Morpheus

funny enough title

А ЧТО ЕСЛИ Я СКАЖУ ТЕБЕ ЧТО ОДНОГРУППНИКИ НЕ БУДУТ В ТЕБЯ СТРЕЛЯТЬ Matrix Morpheus

in 2015

 I'LL BE ON SOME RAY CHARLES TO THE BULL*#!T Matrix Morpheus

Cheesecake mind control

CHEESECAKE IS JUST ANOTHER FORM OF MIND CONTROL Matrix Morpheus

wet shaver

WOULD YOU BELIEVE  IF I TOLD YOU HE WAS TROLLING FOR LAUGHS Matrix Morpheus

What if I was Cowboy Curtis

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THEY USED TO CALL ME COWBOY CURTIS Matrix Morpheus

Gotta Go!

EXCUSE US HOWEVER WE MUST LEAVE TO GO WIN A $1,000,000 Matrix Morpheus

Isaac Newton's Birthday is December 25th

WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU... YOU CAN CELEBRATE MORE THAN ONE PERSON'S BIRTHDAY. Matrix Morpheus