Matrix Morpheus

Buckeye haters

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... OHIO STATE BEAT ALABAMA? Matrix Morpheus

Ohio State championship

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT  NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHO WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME... Matrix Morpheus

Super funny

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YES Matrix Morpheus

fuck off

FUCK OFF DRUNK ASS  CHAVERS Matrix Morpheus

fuck off

FUCK OFF CHAVERS Matrix Morpheus

fuck off

FUCK OFF CHAVERS Matrix Morpheus

Cowboys Refs

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE COWBOYS LOST TO THE PACKERS AND NOT THE REFS? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LOOT PLACE REALLY WORKS Matrix Morpheus

Childhood ruined

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THEY MEANT 'MONSTERS IN BED' Matrix Morpheus

CAULIFLOWER IS CARBS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  CAULIFLOWER IS CARBS Matrix Morpheus