Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT YOU DON'T OWN YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Matrix Morpheus

Due deficienti e mezzo

E SE TI DICESSI CHE PER DIVERTIRSI BASTA GUARDARE DUE DEFICIENTI E MEZZO? Matrix Morpheus

ROI Calculation

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU CALCULATING AUTOMATION ROI WAS A WEBINAR WE DID LAST MONTH? Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus 3115

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU FORM 3115 IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THE HOLOCAUST. Matrix Morpheus

morpheus what if

WHAT IF OUR CONTINUOUS DEVELOPMENT OF LIFE ORIGINATED FROM A PLANET THAT WAS ONCE SIMILAR TO OURS BUT HAD FAILED MISERABLY DUE TO SCIENTIFIC MADNESS? WILL SMITH WILL SAVE US FROM THE APOCALYPSE Matrix Morpheus

Die moer in

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND  ISNT ANSWERING HER PHONE Matrix Morpheus

Karen?! Nooooooooooo

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT KAREN DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY KEYCARDS?! Matrix Morpheus

I mean, they always get made

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE MEMES Matrix Morpheus

Heckler meme1

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU DON'T NEED VPP, DW, FSR Matrix Morpheus

Lost Privileges

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... YOUR THREAT JUST MADE YOU LOOSE THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF STAYING IN MY GUEST ROOM Matrix Morpheus