Matrix Morpheus

What if I Told You...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT SOCIOLOGY IS THE STUDY OF SOCIAL LIFE? Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT LOOTPALACE GIVES FREE GIFTCARDS Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus advice of the year

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'VE GOT A FATAL ERROR IN YOURSELF? Matrix Morpheus

Cynical Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE INTERNET FUCKING SUCKS Matrix Morpheus

Seriously, I dont understand why guys find it as "friendzoning"

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I CALL GUYS WITH

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TO SHOWER? BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE TUNA! Matrix Morpheus

What If I didn't tell you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A THREAT? Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN GET FREE GIFT CARDS  Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW EVERYTHING Matrix Morpheus

IT'S TRUE!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MASOCHISM  IS A FIGHTING SPIRIT? Matrix Morpheus