Matrix Morpheus

who cares about the patriots!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.  I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT SOME STUPID FOOTBALL SCANDAL.  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... I SENT THIS OUT NOV. 9?  Matrix Morpheus

BigData != Cloud

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  BIGDATA IS NOT THE SAME THING AS CLOUD  Matrix Morpheus

Blue Pill vs Red Pill

MAN YOU KNO YOU VOTED FOR ROMNEY ....SO DID COACH K Matrix Morpheus

valentines day noone cares

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NO ONE CARES? Matrix Morpheus

Tickle fiss

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO OWN A CR-V Matrix Morpheus

Alter ego

I'M MUCH COOLER ON  FACBOOK Matrix Morpheus

wtf is going on

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THIS IS THE EASY STUFF Matrix Morpheus

He is the one

 HE'S BEGINNING TO BELIEVE Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... YOUR MEME SUCKS Matrix Morpheus