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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SHELBY AND A KNIFE? A KNIFE HAS POINTS THAT WILL EVENTUALLY GET TO YOU  Malicious Advice Mallard

FUCK OFF FLICK!

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Candy troubles

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Sleep is for the weak...

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DRINK ROBITUSSIN IT TASTES REAL GOOD Malicious Advice Mallard

MY DUCKS IGNORE FUCKS AND ARE NOT BOUNDED BY WATER

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NEED TO PUT YOUR DRINK DOWN? THE TABLE WITH THE EXPENSIVE SOUND BOARD IS A GREAT SPOT Malicious Advice Mallard