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 NOBODY WILL MIND IF YOU MISS ABBEY Malicious Advice Mallard

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HAD A ROUGH DAY TODAY? HAVE SOME JAEGERMEISTER Malicious Advice Mallard

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TO CURE HICCUPS PUT YOUR HEAD IN A BUCKET OF WATER AND TAKE 10 DEEP BREATHS Malicious Advice Mallard

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YOU    KNOW    HOW    IS   IT? WHEN  WATER  IS  LOW . . . . .THE DUCK DOESN'T FLOAT Malicious Advice Mallard

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IF YOU WANT TO STOP GETTING FRIENDZONED BY GIRLS WAIT OUTSIDE THERE HOUSE UNTIL THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO ON A DATE Malicious Advice Mallard

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MAKING A BAN APPEAL ON THE FORUMS? TELL THEM IT WAS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER Malicious Advice Mallard

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BE THE KIND OF PARENT YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER WOULD WANT YOU TO BE. Malicious Advice Mallard

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WHEN YOUR WIFE IS FEELING IRRITABLE, TELL HER SHE

RATELE AU PULA SPIRALATA

PUNE O CAMERA PE PULA MEA Malicious Advice Mallard

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DRINK LOTS OF WHISKEY IT WILL MAKE YOU WARMER REALLY QUICK Malicious Advice Mallard