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MY TATS ARE REAL

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Better! Not.

CAN'T SEE THE PAPERCUT? WASH YOUR HANDS WITH OXY CLEAN Malicious Advice Mallard

Halloween Safety Tip

MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD CLOSES THEIR EYES BEFORE YOU DRILL EYE HOLES INTO THEIR MASK Malicious Advice Mallard

damn god sandwich

WENN DEINE FREUNDIN IM STREIT EIN MESSER ZIEHT, HALTE IHR BROT UND BUTTER HIN, IHRE WEIBLICHEN REFLEXE WERDEN EINSETZEN UND DU BEKOMMST EIN SANDWICH Malicious Advice Mallard

REC SHEETS

DON'T DO REC SHEETS CODY LIKES GETTING ON YOUR CASE. IT GIVES HIM SOMETHING TO DO Malicious Advice Mallard

Advise this Canadian Thanksgiving

TAKE LAXATIVES BEFORE EATING THANKSGIVING DINNER  IT WILL STOP YOU FROM GETTING TOO FULL Malicious Advice Mallard

Auto Duck

DON'T GET YOUR FEATHERS IN A RUFFLE! BUY A CAR FROM AUTOHOLDING.US Malicious Advice Mallard

legends of andor

KILL AS MANY ENEMIES AS POSSIBLE IT WILL MAKE THE GAME EASIER Malicious Advice Mallard

Job Hunting

BECOME AN INTERN IT PAYS IN EXPERIENCE Malicious Advice Mallard

Coke and Twizzlers

LIKE DRINKING THINGS THROUGH TWIZZLERS? TRY DRINKING COKE THROUGH ONE Malicious Advice Mallard