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Free Candy, Kids!

HEY, KIDS! THERE'S CANDY HIDDEN BEHIND YOUR WALLS! STAB THE ELECTRIC OUTLETS WITH A KNIFE TO UNLOCK THE SWEET CANDY.  YUM! Malicious Advice Mallard

You really think someone would do that?

GO ON THE INTERNET TELL LIES Malicious Advice Mallard

With Halloween Parties Coming Up [Fixed]

IT'S OKAY TO DRINK IN THE MORNING TO GET RID OF A HANGOVER  JUST MAKE SURE YOU TAKE A TYLENOL TOO - IT WILL HELP YOUR LIVER Malicious Advice Mallard

Nothing bad will happen...

WHEN YOU GO FIGHT HYPERIOUS MAKE SURE YOU USE YOUR STRONGEST GUN ON HIS SHIELD Malicious Advice Mallard

Freak advice

IF U ARE AWESOME IN COD AND BATTLEFIELD  THEN JOIN ARMY Malicious Advice Mallard

Media general message

LIFE IS TOO SHORT BUY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN Malicious Advice Mallard

da keke lol

\MATHSTRUT OR \STRUT? I LIK 2 YEAR OLD PEENUS Malicious Advice Mallard

Come on Mars

GET BACK WITH MAX  Malicious Advice Mallard

Malicious Mallard who is a vegetarian.

 IT'S FUCKING PROTEIN DOUCHEBAG. Malicious Advice Mallard

Recital Fatigue

YOUR RECITAL'S TODAY? WARM UP BY PLAYING THE ENTIRE PROGRAM Malicious Advice Mallard