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NOW REMEMBER FOR PHYSICS ON FRIDAY YOUR LEFT HAND PALM RULE  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fall Ahead, Spring Back

DON'T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS AHEAD AN HOUR ON SUNDAY Malicious Advice Mallard

Black Pepper

ALWAYS TEST BLACK PEPPER FOR FRESHNESS SMELL IT TO MAKE SURE ITS STILL FRAGRANT Malicious Advice Mallard

this is why

IF YOU'RE HAVING FINANCIAL ISSUES, GO TO NORTH KOREA YOU'LL NEVER HAVE LESS FOOD THAN YOUR PEERS. Malicious Advice Mallard

Also give a wave!

ON THE HIGHWAY, DRIVE THE SAME SPEED AS THE CAR BESIDE YOU. PEOPLE LIKE TO SEE UNITY. Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a cold?

DISSOLVE THE MUCINEX IN THE WATER. IT TASTES GREAT! Malicious Advice Mallard

I can't believe I never thought of this!

WANT YOUR CAR TO RUN LONGER AND BETTER? FILL IT WITH DIESEL FUEL  Malicious Advice Mallard

Good for them

BOYS SHOULD KNOW HOME ELECTRICITY BUY YOUR 5-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW A WIRE CUTTER Malicious Advice Mallard

Camping :

WANT TO GO CAMPING BUT DON'T WANT BUGS IN YOUR FACE WHEN SLEEPING? TIE A PLASTIC BAG AROUND YOUR FACE TO KEEP THEM OUT. Malicious Advice Mallard

True story

A TOILET CAN ACT AS A BIDET IF YOU MAKE A BIG ENOUGH SPLASH Malicious Advice Mallard