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       WALK INTO ELYSIUM            MONOMACY THE PRINCE! Malicious Advice Mallard

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NEED TO SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM? USE JALAPENOS NEXT TIME. Malicious Advice Mallard

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WANT TO GET FIT REAL QUICK? GO JOGGING IN AREA'S WITH HIGH CRIME RATES Malicious Advice Mallard

It'll get you out of any further trouble with the law and gain you respect!!!

ALWAYS CALL POLICE

Keep this in mind as winter approaches, you'll look crazy, but it works! [fixed]

DO MORE COKE THIS WINTER! IF ANYONE ASKS WHY YOUR NOSE LOOKS FUNNY, TELL THEM YOU'VE BEEN ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. Malicious Advice Mallard

It is slightly true..

IF YOU WANT TO BECOME FAMOUS MAKE YOURSELF DISABLES. PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES ALWAYS CONQUER GREAT FEATS Malicious Advice Mallard

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IF SOMEONE MISPRONOUNCES YOUR NAME DON'T BE A DOUCH ABOUT IT Malicious Advice Mallard

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IF YOU SEE SCHULLER WITH A FOOTBALL YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET IN FRONT OF HIM Malicious Advice Mallard

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IF YOU SEE SCHULLER WITH A FOOTBALL YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GEN IN FRONT OF HIM Malicious Advice Mallard

DO IT

ALWAYS STAND NEXT TO A CUSTOMER AND FOLLOW THEM AROUND THE STORE EVEN WHEN THEY AREN'T INTERESTED THEY'LL DEFINITELY TALK TO YOU EVENTUALLY Malicious Advice Mallard