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BURNS SO GOOD

TO REACH THE FULL EFFECT OF ICY HOT APPLY IT GENEROUSLY BEFORE TAKING A HOT SHOWER Malicious Advice Mallard

BURNS SO GOOD

TO REACH THE FULL EFFECT OF ICY HOT APPLY IT GENEROUSLY BEFORE TAKNG A HOT SHOWER Malicious Advice Mallard

DUCK SMASH

DUCK SMASH Malicious Advice Mallard

Revolutionizing pranking on Facebook

CHANGING YOUR FRIEND'S FACEBOOK STATUS IS OLD NEWS INSTEAD GO TO A HOT GIRL OR GUY'S

Want to troll a friend on Facebook?

CHANGING YOUR FRIEND'S FACEBOOK STATUSES ARE OLD NEWS INSTEAD GO TO A HOT GIRL OR GUY'S

Wheres the Duck of Pittsburgh?

I THOUGHT HE WAS AT THE POINT? I GUESS HE SWAM AND SWAM TO THE CHINA DAM ? Malicious Advice Mallard

Mallard on relationships

NEVER BACK DOWN FROM AN ARGUMENT, EVEN IF YOU KNOW YOU'RE WRONG BEING ASSERTIVE IS KEY IN A RELATIONSHIP Malicious Advice Mallard

BACON... It makes everything BETTER!!!!!

SHHHHH.... THERE'S TWUBLE WAITING OUT THERE WIT DWOSE BACONITES IF TAY EWER DISCOVER HOW GOOD I TASTE WAPPED IN BACON I'M ONE DEAD DUCKY!!! Malicious Advice Mallard

How to always get the guy!

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A BOY FOLLOW HIM AROUND EVERYWHERE, EVEN THE BATHROOM, MEN LOVE A WOMAN THAT WILLL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HIM. Malicious Advice Mallard

Your feet will be nice and toasty in a few seconds.

FEET FEELING EXTREMELY CHILLY WITH COLD WEATHER? ADD SODIUM TO WATER TO WARM THEM UP QUICKLY Malicious Advice Mallard