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"Study break"

IF YOU'RE STRESSED, PLAY ONE GAME OF PONG YOU CAN EASILY STEP OFF AND STUDY AFTER Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't have a fork?

USE TWO PENCILS LIKE CHOPSTICKS AND DO HOMEWORK WHILE YOU EAT RAMEN Malicious Advice Mallard

Winter Wonderland

WHEN IT'S WINTER AND ICE IS ON THE GROUND RUN  THE CONSTANT  MOVEMENT OF YOUR FEET WILL KEEP YOU BALANCED Malicious Advice Mallard

Dicky duck

DET EN... RØD AAAAAAAAAAAAAND Malicious Advice Mallard

titles are pointless

FOR MAXIMUM LYRICAL EFFECT, ALWAYS PLACE A 'V' CONSONANT ON THE WORD 'AWAY' Malicious Advice Mallard

hawajiss montassaf layl

ILA BGHITI TL3B COTE&FOOT DIMA L3B 3LA BOTOLA PRO  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your water bills are too high

WATER BILLS TOO HIGH? PISSING OFF THE BALCONY SAVES MORE THAN 10 GALLONS OF WATER A MONTH. Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't watch "How I Met Your Mother"?

TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT DO THE MOTHER IS ROBIN Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't watch How I Met Your Mother

TELL YOUR FRIENDS THE MOTHER IS ROBIN Malicious Advice Mallard

Snow Driving

NEED TO SLOW DOWN QUICK IN THE SNOW? SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES AS HARD AS YOU CAN Malicious Advice Mallard