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To my mom

NEVER FORGET YOUR  CHILDREN ARE MOST INPORTANT  Malicious Advice Mallard

GREASE FIRE

IF THERE IS A GREASE FIRE POUR A LOT OF WATER ON IT Malicious Advice Mallard

Message for Londoners

LONDONERS: IT'S COLD OUT THERE... IF YOU SEE ANYONE SLEEPING ROUGH ON THE STREETS SET THEM ON FIRE FOR WARMTH Malicious Advice Mallard

HCl is the naturally occurring acid medium in our stomach.

IF YOU GET FOOD POISONING,DRINK HCL ACID THAT WILL KILL THE HARMFUL BACTERIA IN YOUR STOMACH Malicious Advice Mallard

Nolans Advice

PRO TIP: STRETCH YOUR PIERCINGS IN WINTER Malicious Advice Mallard

Stove heats up

STOVE IS HEATING UP..................... THE WATERFOWL................ Malicious Advice Mallard

Advice for new Redditors

    NEW TO REDDIT?        VOICE YOUR OPINION   Malicious Advice Mallard

Bloody Good Advice

WIFE IS UPSET WITH YOU? JUST REMIND HER SHE'S PROBABLY GOING TO GET HER PERIOD SOON. Malicious Advice Mallard

"Race Baiting"

         FOX NEWS         YOU'RE BLACK, YOU'RE LIBERAL. YOU MUST BE A RACIST... Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving home from college made me realize this.

OH, YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TO GET OUT OF THE FAST LANE ON THE FREEWAY? JUST DRIVE RIGHT BEHIND THEIR BUMPER, THEY WILL GET THE IDEA EVENTUALLY AND MOVE OVER! Malicious Advice Mallard