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Y AHORA QUE

Y AHORA ?  Malicious Advice Mallard

CONFUNDIDO ENTRE VERDE Y ROJO

CONFUNDIDO ENTRE LOS CONSEJOS DEL PATO VERDE Y ROJO YO SOY PARA LOS QUE FUNCIONAN MAS RÁPIDO ;) Malicious Advice Mallard

TO PREVENT YOUR LAPTOP FROM OVERHEATING

DIP IT IN WATER IT WILL COOL THE HARDWARE DOWN  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hes EVILLLLL

HUNT DUCKS SO I DON'T HAVE TO Malicious Advice Mallard

Big Head Red Says

WHAT DOES A SUB ATOMIC DUCK SAY? QUARK Malicious Advice Mallard

pato pro-

OLA K ASE  ME EXTRAÑARON BITCHES? Malicious Advice Mallard

They'll never know it was you

USE YOUR UNIVERSITIES COMPUTERS WHEN YOU WANT TO PIRATE CONTENT THAT WAY YOU WON'T GET CAUGHT DOING IT FROM HOME Malicious Advice Mallard

They never know it was you

USE YOUR UNIVERSITIES COMPUTERS WHEN YOU WANT TO PIRATE CONTENT THAT WAY YOU WONT GET CAUGHT DOING IT AT HOME Malicious Advice Mallard

It works! I heard it on the Internets

TOO LAZY TO REACH YOUR FULL POTENTIAL? GET ARRESTED! THAT'S WHAT YOUNG KIDS USUALLY NEED TO ASSUAGE THEIR LAZYNESS! Malicious Advice Mallard

Prince of Nigeria

ALWAYS E-MAIL THE PRINCE OF NIGERIA BACK I HEARD THAT GUY IS LOADED! Malicious Advice Mallard