Malicious Advice Mallard

Winter Cracks

TO WARM UP YOUR INSTRUMENT IN THE WINTER CLOSE THE KEYS AND BLOW WARM AIR INTO THE BORE Malicious Advice Mallard

So funny guys c:

QUACK  Malicious Advice Mallard

Evan you're a dumbfuck

IF YOU WANT TO DATE JACKIE CORRECT HER GRAMMAR Malicious Advice Mallard

Try shouting it, too. Everyone might be busy and they need a reminder.

IF YOU'RE STAYING IN THE HOSPITAL AND WANT A GLASS OF WATER, LOOK FOR A BUTTON ON THE WALL THAT SAYS

Ask the chinese if you don't believe me

BUY  BITCOINS Malicious Advice Mallard

PATO PRESIDENTE

PATO PARA PRESIDENTE? Malicious Advice Mallard

Dupug SonPon

QUACK!  Malicious Advice Mallard

PELEAS DE NOVIOS

PELEANDO CON TU NOVIA? USA LA RAZÓN Y LA LÓGICA, ELLA  VERÁ QUE ES VÁLIDO TU ARGUMENTO Y SE DARÁ CENTA QUE ESTÁ EQUIVOCADA Malicious Advice Mallard

To get that big raise...

LET YOUR BOSS KNOW YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND THAT THEY CAN FIRE YOU IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT YOUR CONFIDENCE WILL MAKE YOU A SHOE IN FOR A PROMOTION Malicious Advice Mallard

To get that big raise...

LET YOUR BOSS KNOW YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND THAT THEY CAN FIRE YOU IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT YOUR CONFIDENCE WILL MAKE YOU A SHOE IN FOR A PROMOTION Malicious Advice Mallard