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DNFPUFFBFATBF DEEP NEED FOR FOR PONIES UNITED FRONT FOR BIRTH FEMALES AND THEIR BEST FRIENDS.  OR, PUFFBF FOR SHORT.... Malicious Advice Mallard

My friend's birthday is two weeks before christmas.

SURE YOU CAN BUY YOUR PRSENTS IN DECEMBER A WEEK BEFORE HER BIRTHDAY, THERE WILL BE TIME ENOUGH TO DELIVER. Malicious Advice Mallard

bread crums

THROW BREAD AT ME EH? SHIT ON YOU I SHALL  Malicious Advice Mallard

My dad dropped this on me...

OKLAHOMA HAS THE HIGHEST POPULATION OF TRANSVESTITES SO IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO FLICK WOMEN IN THE CROTCH Malicious Advice Mallard

Paintball Mallard

IF YOU'RE PLAYING PAINTBALL USE YOUR KNIFE TO CONSERVE AMMO Malicious Advice Mallard

our way

ENFP DOING IT OUR WAY Malicious Advice Mallard

ENFP alicious

ENFPS WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT YOUR WAY Malicious Advice Mallard

Getting Arrested, doing it right.

IF YOU CAN RESITS ARREST LONG ENOUGH THE POLICE WILL LET YOU GO Malicious Advice Mallard

PELLIZCA OSOS

PELLIZCA OSOS   LES ENCANTA Malicious Advice Mallard

WOMEN LOVE IT

LAS MUJERES TE AMARÁN SI TODO EL TIEMPO HABLAS DE TU FUERZA  Malicious Advice Mallard