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Trust me..

CAN'T STAY AWAKE FOR FINALS? PRE-WORKOUT Malicious Advice Mallard

stupid school

WANT A GOOD JOB? GOING TO SCHOOL WON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. Malicious Advice Mallard

education sucks

WANT TO GET A GOOD JOB? GETTING AN EDUCATION WON'T HELP. Malicious Advice Mallard

Education sucks

WANT A GOOD JOB? GETTING AN EDUCATION DOESN'T HELP. Malicious Advice Mallard

Unpopular Opinion Puffin Makers

IF YOU MAKE AN UNPOPULAR OPINION PUFFIN KILL YOURSELF Malicious Advice Mallard

fat birds

IF A WOMAN COMPLAINS SHE'S OVERWEIGHT AGREE WITH HER Malicious Advice Mallard

Advice for new kitten owners

YOU SHOULD LET YOUR NEW KITTEN TRY EVERY FOOD YOU ARE EATING THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT YOU'LL SPEND THE NEXT 14 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR FOOD FROM IT Malicious Advice Mallard

You can heal any cut, scratches, or wounds

YOU CAN HEAL ANY CUT, SCRATCHES, OR WOUNDS  WITH LEMON JUICE Malicious Advice Mallard

How to heal papercuts (fixed)

YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY HEAL PAPERCUTS  BY CHOPPING OF YOUR FINGER Malicious Advice Mallard

eyeing dwn

HW YH EYEIN DWN MEH GYUL SO BOII Malicious Advice Mallard