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were all embarassed for you

WERE ALL EMBARASSED FOR YOU  LEE Malicious Advice Mallard

No Excitement!!

WHEN AUTOCORRECT CHANGES MY

This trick has saved my ass countless times...

THE RECIPE SAYS TO COOK IT FOR 4 HOURS? DOUBLE THE HEAT, YOU'LL CUT THE TIME IN HALF. Malicious Advice Mallard

nosa Pooper

COPY OFF BLAKE FOR EVERYTHING HE IS GOOGLE IN DISGUISE Malicious Advice Mallard

My buddy's advice for a cakeday post

NEED A CAKE DAY POST? JUST TAKE YESTERDAY'S MOST POPULAR POST AND REPOST Malicious Advice Mallard

Murderous duck

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WARM PLACE DURING THE SNOWPOCALYPSE SIT IN YOUR CAR IN THE GARAGE WHILE IT'S RUNNING, BUT KEEP YOUR GARAGE DOOR CLOSED; IT'S COLD OUT. Malicious Advice Mallard

Dont be a Pussy

LISTEN TO ME DONT BE A PUSSY Malicious Advice Mallard

How to sleep right

YOU HAVE TO LEAD A WORK ? DON'T ! AFTER 9 MONTHS SOMEONE IS GOING TO DO IT BETTER. Malicious Advice Mallard

i don't give a duck Mike bridge JR.

I DONT GIVE A  DUCK!@!#!@# Malicious Advice Mallard

You can also ask her/his about how much they love them

ASK YOUR COUPLE ABOUT THE SEX WITH HER/HIS EX'S IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE COMMUNICATION Malicious Advice Mallard