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Want to get rid of your hangover? try cocaine

Want to get rid of your hangover? try cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

When he realizes who he replaced u with is a fail

UR EX BOYFRIEND WANTS TO HANG OUT TO CATCH UP? ...I'M SURE UR CURRENT GIRLFRIEND WON'T MIND ONE BIT! Malicious Advice Mallard

Creative humour

WHAT'S MORE USELESS, A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE OR A DEGREE FROM TRUMP UNIVERSITY? LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS GET TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES STANDING NEXT TO A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF THE JOB THEY CAN'T GET Malicious Advice Mallard

Toilet water

HAVING A HARD TIME PLUNGING THE TOILET? INHALE AIR THROUGH YOUR MOUTH INSTEAD OF NOSE TO OXYGENATE YOUR BLOOD BETTER Malicious Advice Mallard

ex di

              HOLA SOY UN PATO                 Y VENGO A HACERTE CUACK CUACK :V Malicious Advice Mallard

ex di

CUANDO VES UN PERUANO E INTENTAS DISIMULAR CUACK CUACK :V                                                                           Malicious Advice Mallard

The Red Mallard

THERE'S A NEW HYDRA AGENT IN TOWN,              THE RED MALLARD. Malicious Advice Mallard

You can totally D/C LSD 1

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Tastes good too

IN A RUSH IN THE MORNING CHEWING TINFOIL IS EASY WAY TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH ON THE GO Malicious Advice Mallard

Trenger ikke å dra til legen

HVIS DU MÅ TESTE BLODET DITT, MEN GIDDER IKKE Å DRA TIL LEGEN LAG EN BLODPAKT MED NOEN OG VENT TIL DE RINGER DEG Malicious Advice Mallard