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WHILE BEING NEW TO A HIGH SCHOOL, IF THE TEACHERS CALL YOU 'YOU' JUST IGNORE THEM Malicious Advice Mallard

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WHEN HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL STICK SOMETHING IN HER BUTTHOLE WITHOUT TELLING HER FIRST Malicious Advice Mallard

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WHEN HAVING SEX STICKING IT IN HER BUTTHOLE WITHOUT TELLING HER Malicious Advice Mallard

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 VENT MED AT LAVE DIN AFLEVERING TIL DAGEN FØR Malicious Advice Mallard

Interrogative Shit

IF YOU ARE EVER BEING INTERROGATED, SHIT YOUR PANTS... BEARS CAN SMELL IT AND IT PUTS THEM IN DANGER Malicious Advice Mallard

Colorado Car

WHEN YOU LIVE IN COLORADO, DO YOU KNOW WHAT CAR YOU NEED? A BIKE Malicious Advice Mallard

to the redditors cutting up their cards for collar stiffeners

WHEN CUTTING A CREDIT CARD TO RECYCLE AS COLLAR STIFFENERS UTILIZE THE CREDIT CARD NUMBER Malicious Advice Mallard

if you find a song you love....

IF YOU FIND A SONG YOU ABSOLUTLY LOVE LISTEN TO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. YOU'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF IT Malicious Advice Mallard

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I'M A DUCK TRUST ME Malicious Advice Mallard