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How to get your kitten across the ocean without a plane

YOUR LITTLE KITTY CAN'T GET ON A PLANE WITH YOU? TEACH IT HOW TO SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN. Malicious Advice Mallard

off topic

POST OFF TOPIC I'M SURE YOU WILL GET A REPUTATION POINT INSTEAD OF A BAN Malicious Advice Mallard

When you don't feel ready to write an exam...

WHEN YOUR EXAM BEGINS AT 9:00 A.M. IN THE MORNING AND YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE TO DEFER IT TRIP AND BREAK AN ARM AT 8:45 A.M. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S POSSIBLE TO GET DOCUMENTATION FOR THAT IN TIME. *TROLLFACE* Malicious Advice Mallard

funny duck is funny

JUST TRY IT WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN? Malicious Advice Mallard

Tag en ginger and

TAG EN EN GINGER AND  Malicious Advice Mallard

Lockscreen 8

IF YOU LEAVE YOUR SCREEN UNLOCKED PEOPLE WILL LEAVE YOU PRESENTS Malicious Advice Mallard

duck quacks

QUACK QUACK QUACK Malicious Advice Mallard

Pen down throat

IF YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF WORK IN THIS WEATHER STICK A PEN DOWN YOUR THROAT AND THROW UP IN YOUR TRASH CAN Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to protect against credit card fraud?

KEEP ALL OF YOUR CREDIT CARDS MAXED OUT THE CRIMINALS CANNOT SPEND WHAT IS NOT THERE. Malicious Advice Mallard

bird guy

DON'T BOTHER WITH THE CRUMBS JUST THROW THE WHOLE LOAF Malicious Advice Mallard